Because I cannot find my Pathfinder character sheets and we’re continuing the campaign on Monday using d20.net.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT.
why is she big spoon tho
because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.
No lie, I am always big spoon. And it’s because Boyfriend demands it (I try to demand things but he doesn’t let me).
(Source: pitchasnshit)
Going to Disneyland tomorrow so I thought I’d brush up on my what the fuck is this lol.
(Source: thatisnotmybutt)
WHEN HARRY THOUGHT IT WAS HIS DAD WHO CONJURED THE PATRONUS BUT THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HIM AND HE HAD TO SAVE HIMSELF LITERALLY AND ESSENTIALLY BECOME HIS OWN FATHER FIGURE I MEAN IT’S SO OBVIOUS, ISN’T IT, THAT HARRY IS NEVER GOING TO HAVE A FATHER FIGURE OTHER THAN HIMSELF. SIRIUS, REMUS, DUMBLEDORE, EVERYONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY HELP HIM TRANSITION INTO MANHOOD, THEY ALL DIE. AND THAT’S WHY, AT THE END, WHEN DUMBLEDORE CALLS HARRY A “BRAVE, BRAVE MAN” AFTER HE’S SACRIFICED HIMSELF, IT IS SO SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE HARRY IS A MAN, AND YEAH, HE GOT SOME HELP ON THE WAY, BUT HE HAS ALSO HELPED HIMSELF AND SAVED HIMSELF AND TAUGHT HIMSELF. HE HAS BRAVED HIS TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD WITHOUT ONE SOLID FATHER FIGURE TO HELP HIM ALONG, AND HE HAS GROWN UP.
(Source: lastofthetimeladies)
I’m going to a spa down the road to partake in my first Brazilian wax experience. I’m slightly nervous, but I’m pretty pain tolerant and I’ve got some leftover Vicodin from having my wisdom teeth removed that I’m going to take beforehand. So bring that shit on.
For anyone that’s interested, I’ll let y’all know what it was like when I come back in a few hours.
So I forgot to take the Vicodin and it did hurt quite a bit as she was waxing the front part where all the hair was at. I didn’t cry or yell, just laughed and made weird faces while my body kind of jerked reflexively when the hair was ripped out.
I think the most uncomfortable part (physically) was the hot wax that was spread along the inside to get those really fine hairs. That part is really sensitive to heat, I guess, so it felt pretty much exactly how you imagine having hot wax put on the inside of your labia might feel.
The most awkward part was definitely pulling my knees up to my chest and exposing my special starfish to all the world the girl taking care of me. I just kept having thoughts like, “Oh god, what if I laugh and fart. What if a random poo just falls out of my butt right his moment? God help me if she tears off a wax strip and blood just starts squirting out of my butthole from that hemorrhoid that’s come back in the past week. Ugghhhhh.”
Thankfully, none of those things happened and my entire time there was spent blood and feces-free. She finished up with some toner and oils (unfortunately it did not lead to a lesbian awakening and scissor sesh as I have been led to believe), and I got dressed after eating an entire handful of M&Ms I had taken from the front desk and staring at my bald lady bits for a minute.
Ultimately, it wasn’t as big of a deal as it seems to be made out to be. I will definitely be taking the Vicodin before heading in on my next appointment (yep, I made another one!).
If you live in the OC area, I’d highly recommend OC Waxing & Aesthetics if you’re looking for somewhere clean, professional, and laid back.
I’m going to a spa down the road to partake in my first Brazilian wax experience. I’m slightly nervous, but I’m pretty pain tolerant and I’ve got some leftover Vicodin from having my wisdom teeth removed that I’m going to take beforehand. So bring that shit on.
For anyone that’s interested, I’ll let y’all know what it was like when I come back in a few hours.
Because that shit looks precious.‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”
Butts.
Can someone hurry up and rewrite all of the Lord of the Rings series so that it’s about destroying the One Butt and how it keeps tempting Frodo to use its power to shake his thang more powerfully than any other?
God damn do I love Samuel L. Jackson.
(Source: formerlydietcock)
GET IT WHITE GIRL
OH MY GODDD
I cannot stop grinning like an idiot while watching this.
I have spent nearly all of my phone’s battery life browsing tumblr while getting my hair done at the salon.
I made french toast like I wanted to.
We had gone to Lake Elsinore to play paintball with our friends.
But none of those things happened and today fucking sucks.
Put the Book Back on the Shelf//Belle and Sebastian
Regular couples, like, kiss and hug and stuff when their significant other’s been away for a few days, right?
Boyfriend came home and immediately started cuddling with the dog.
What am I even doing with my life.
Watched Junkers, Come Here and cried like a little baby. Goddammit, that movie is amazing.
